In honor of today’s celebration of our nation’s independence, here are a few of the more interesting patriotic trademark registrations:
PATRIOT CONDOM – for condoms
PHANTOM PATRIOTS – for musical performances by a band
3000 PATRIOT – possibly for this?
UNCLE SAMMY “THE PATRIOTIC CLOWN” – entertainment services
PORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY – nightclub sesrvices
DALLAS PATRIOTS – youth baseball. (I wonder is Jerry Jones i a part owner?) Apparently they do not cmpete with the: