In honor of today’s celebration of our nation’s independence, here are a few of the more interesting patriotic trademark registrations:

PATRIOT CONDOM – for condoms

PHANTOM PATRIOTS – for musical performances by a band

3000 PATRIOT – possibly for this?

UNCLE SAMMY “THE PATRIOTIC CLOWN” – entertainment services

PORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY – nightclub sesrvices

DALLAS PATRIOTS – youth baseball. (I wonder is Jerry Jones i a part owner?) Apparently they do not cmpete with the:

who play football

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